Dear Diary: ‘Bad move making Big Bird an election issue, Mitty-boy’
The National Post re-imagines a week in the life of a newsmaker. Today, Tristin Hopper looks at the week through the eyes of longtime Sesame Street resident, Big Bird.
Monday
Bad move, Mitty-boy. You make Big Bird an election issue and you’ll be flunking out of the Electoral College just like the rest of the PBS haters. The worst part is, we could have played ball; a heartwarming appearance with Elmo really could have helped your, ahem, “stiff” reputation.
